by Today is National Tell-A-Story Day!
Go forth and lie to all your friends and family and when they bust you,
explain that you are just celebrating a time honored tradition of oral story telling.
No, really.
And, if that doesn’t work, it is also National Prime Rib Day.
So, maybe apologize with a nice meal.
Brianne M. Kohl 
Haha! What if I lie about ribs? No wait, that’s a capital offense. o.O
Oh boy, you could get into some real trouble in my family for lying about a steak dinner. 🙂